Apex Goldie

Sidearm · Mirror Gold · Numbered Card Included

★★★★★ 4.9 · 83 reviews

$134~~$199.99~~Save 33%

The one that started the gold rush. Goldie is the original mirror-gold Sidearm from the Season 01 posters — now cut to a numbered run of 1,000, each one cased in a gold-trim briefcase with its certificate card seated in the foam. Same car-safe blast as the whole Arsenal. Considerably more shine.

Reach4/5

Control5/5

Control maxed at 5/5 — Goldie hits exactly where you look.

Hooks to any garden hose or pressure washer — adapter included
Car-safe boosted spray, pinpoint Sidearm control
Mirror gold-plated shroud with chrome quick-connect tip
Numbered 1-of-1000 certificate card in every case
Gold-trim locking briefcase · 5 color-coded spray tips

Free shipping $85+ 30-day returns Mystery gift $100+

What's in the briefcase

Goldie washer · numbered certificate card · gold-trim locking briefcase with cut foam · spare soap reservoir · 5 color-coded quick-swap spray tips · quick-connect hose adapter · keys.

Fits your setup

Universal quick-connect fits any standard garden hose out of the box. Pressure-washer adapter included (fits all major brands). No tools, no thread tape, no drama.

Shipping & returns

Ships in 24h from our US warehouse. Free over $85. 30-day no-questions returns — the edition number goes back in the pool if you do.

Up close

Plated, not painted

Water beading on the mirror-gold shroud — THE PLATE

Grip and chrome quick-connect fitting — THE GRIP

Rear grip and hose fitting — THE FITTING

THE GOLD
STANDARD.

Poster rig. Real output. Goldie's pinpoint jet strips road grime off panels and rims while the mirror plate throws light around the whole driveway. Wash slow — people are watching.

Numbered run

Serial'd and cased

Every Goldie leaves the shop with its own number on a black-and-gold certificate card, seated in the foam next to the rig. When the counter hits 1,000, the plating line stops. No restock, no re-run — the card is the receipt that yours exists.